Once Upon A Midlife Crisis Book Ratings, Decoded Let’s be real—stars are cute and all, but what do they actually mean when I slap them on a book review? If you’re wondering whether my 3-star rating is a gentle pat on the back or a polite “meh,” you’re in the right place. It’s time I break down exactly what each star means in my world of romantasy, spice, and shadow Xaddy’s. Spoiler: I do not hand out five stars like…